once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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"Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do."

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me: *feels productive when I catch up on tv shows*

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My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

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"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."

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Honestly this will always be my #1 favorite quote to life

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honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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"Maybe I love too much and maybe I show it too little."

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